🐾 MAKE ’EM FIGHT LIKE CATS & DOGS • Conflict Conjure Ritual

TUESDAYS & SATURDAYS ONLY | NO EMOTIONAL HEXING

READ FULLY BEFORE BOOKING!

This work is not for the soft-hearted. If you’re ready to disrupt their relationship, stir constant conflict, and send peace packin’—this is the ritual for you. Whether it’s a couple, a toxic friendship, or any bond that needs to break…

I’ll conjure the chaos. Let ‘em fight like cats and dogs—no rest, no peace, no harmony.

💬 Need to talk first? A separate Guidance Consultation is available. This work must be justified—not driven by impulse or unchecked emotion.

🔮 MAY OR MAY NOT INCLUDE:

• Graveyard Dirt

• Damnation Water

• Black Destroyer

• Coffin Nails

• Snake Skin

• Black Water

• Cat Hair

• Dog Hair

• Tower Water

• Dark Arts Oil

• Exclusive “Fuk You Karma” Oil

• Bones

• Power Herbs & More

• Pics

🕯️ WHAT YOU GET:

• A custom-loaded, fully dressed candle spell set on my altar

• 10–15 days of active spiritual work (based on candle burn)

• A private completion video + basic candle report after the work is done

📸 NOTE: No photos are sent during the process. You’ll receive your private video only after the work is fully complete.

🚨 IMPORTANT SHAT TO KNOW:

• NO REFUNDS. Once you pay, I begin mentally and spiritually preparing your ritual. That’s the moment the work begins.

• I DO NOT CALL OR CHASE YOU. You will receive a Google Form to your email within 7 days of booking—you must fill this out in full.

• I close out all rituals outdoors. Weather may delay completion.

• I move by Spirit, not by flesh. Don’t come to me unless you’re truly ready for the fallout.

If you’re sick of watching them thrive while you suffer…

If you’re ready to flip their peace into problems…

If Spirit said it’s time to shake the table…

Then I’ll meet you at the altar.

— Lady Vasori

 

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🕒 DAILY BOOKING TIMES:

Monday–Sunday | 2PM – 7PM EST

All times are in Eastern Standard Time.

📱 CALL INSTRUCTIONS:

Once you purchase your session, you must call the shop line at 704-284-9898 and leave the following in a voicemail:

• Full name

• Call-back number

• Brief reason for your booking

I will return your call within 3 hours, if time permits during the booking window.

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Client Boundary Policy

Read This Before You Book

This is a spiritual business. That means every service offered here is rooted in ancestral alignment, prayer, ritual fire, and sacred time. If you’re booking with me, you’re stepping into a spiritual agreement—not a transaction.

What You’re Booking

When you book a service, you are:

• Reserving spiritual time on my altar

• Receiving personalized ritual work or spiritual insight

• Agreeing to the process as outlined in the service description

You are not purchasing a physical product (unless clearly stated). You are not entitled to instant results or rushed responses.

Turnaround & Timing

I work in the flow of Spirit—not urgency.

• Ritual services are performed in the order received

• Video proof is uploaded with the order number on social media

• You will not receive an email confirmation of completion—watch my page for your post

• Reading turnaround times are listed in the service description—please read before booking

Asking for updates before your work is scheduled is a violation of spiritual space.

What’s Not Okay

Please do not:

• Rush me after booking.

• Demand instant responses.

• Message across multiple platforms about your service.

• Try to spiritually manipulate me through guilt, fear, or desperation.

These behaviors will result in a cancellation and refusal of future service.

Why This Matters

I love this work. I love my clients. And I do this with full heart and divine fire. But I am not here to be drained, rushed, or disrespected. My altar is a sacred place. And if you come to it, come correct

Final Word

Booking means you agree to:

• My process

• My pace

• My protection

If that don’t sit right with you—I say that in love…but this might not be your altar.