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Oh Powerful Saint Simon, Help me with all of my action and with any dangers that may arise that I may need assistance. If I need help in matters of love you will draw the one I love closer to me. If it be business, that I will be successful, if it be enemies, that you will help me to overcome them, and to keep hidden troubles away from me. I offer you your cigar, your tortilla and your liquor so in return you will keep me safe from any danger I may come across. (concentrate on your desires.) Amen
